Thursday, July 28, 2011

Million dollar fender bender in Monte Carlo and lots of stereotypes

Monte Carlo - Place du Casino - site of exotic car pileup

An exotic car pileup in Monte Carlo caused by non-other but three blonde women while driving topless(the car not the women) in a jelly-bean blue Bentley Azure. Blonde? Women? Car pileup? No fu***** way!

The victims:
Bentley Azure ($363,000)
Mercedes-Benz S-Class ($91,000)
Ferrari F430 ($186,000)
Aston Martin Rapide ($228,000)
Porsche 911 ($77,000)
Total price tag: $945,000


Crowds love it when reach people do really stupid things


[Yahoo]

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Bush spender, Obama saver - which one would you rather have?


Need I say more?

One thing this diagram fails to depict is the fact that most Obama's changes are timed and will expire in a few years while most Bush's policy changes have no expiration date and can go on indefinitely. This means that as time goes by this gap will only widen.

[Washington Post]

Friday, July 22, 2011

Fake it fake it until you make it - fake Apple stores on the rise in China

Fake Apple Store in downtown Kunming, in southwest China's Yunnan province, Thursday, July 21, 2011

Yes, the Chinese have done it again! As if fake software, DVDs, cars and just about every other consumer product was not enough this time around we can add a fake Apple Store to the ever growing list of fake products to come out of this ambitious country.

While the unsuspecting employee might be real the store he works for is not...

iPad imitation so ugly that even Steve Jobs could not love it!

As Kevin Kline from The Pink Panther would say: "Fake Apple employee is from China. Fake Apple Store is from China. The Chinese are from China! It may be too early to say for certain, but I think the Chinese are faking Apples."

I would image Apple's legal team is boarding the first flight to China as we speak. Steve Jobs, the next move is yours!

[Yahoo]

Update:
After further investigation Chinese government found another 22 fake Apple stores in the city of Kunming. Wow this just keeps getting better and better. Simply amazing!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Apparently, Sex Sells


Take a look around, there is SEX, S-E-X, everywhere!  And why?  Because as we all probably already know, sex sells, sad but true.  The modern America romantic world view is rumps and twins in your faces everyday, all day, on television and most of all, in advertisement.  Next time your out and about and find yourself pitching a tent, don't think why, just look up and take a look at your nearest billboard.

Oooh ~ let me just sunbath my cleavage in this really awkward position

Threesome with overly chiseled abs and one guy who is questionably heterosexual

cleavage! Cleavage! CLEAVAGE!

Another threesome, but this time lemme just put my leg like this to insinuate...
something

Just bend and spread your legs like this- very erotic, yes, very erotic.

Wow, I really hope there are no kids at that playground.

I'm not quite sure why this girl needs to have her shirt off? 
And why her arm is awkwardly pulled in like that.

If your sexy and hip you're going to lay around like this with your man
wearing True Religion

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Wizardry in the fields - wizard farmer pays tribute to Harry Potter

Fanatic Farmer Creates Harry Potter Corn Maze

Apparently farmers these days have way too much time on their hands... and farming is no longer their top priority - they would rather be wizards! Hey here is a thought: maybe they should use the corn maze in the next Harry Potter movie...so that everybody can get lost in it and end the series on that!?

[@ Yahoo]
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